The Russian spy Alexander Litvinenko who died from polonium-210 radiation poisoning this week blamed Russian president Vladimir Putin's security forces for the deadly sabotage of his sushi meal after Litvinenko had been a fierce critic of Putin and his regime.
And now the British security service is in a flap, grounding aircraft that may have been used by Litvinenko's spy killers, boarding up hotels and restaurants where they may have visited so that radiation tests can be carried out, and requesting that anyone who visited such places and who now finds that they glow in the dark to contact the NHS Direct where they will find solace from the recorded announcements and royalty free "on hold" music until the glowing stops or they die.
The British media is outraged that secret agents could visit this country in, erm, secret, and then slip a phial of radioactive substance into a fellow counter-spy's meal while they chat to him in a sushi bar, its just not on, its a disgrace, it shouldn't be allowed.
Meantime just around the corner in Leicester Square the first few weeks of the new James Bond movie "Casino Royale" is still doing great business as the world famous spy visits foreign countries to kill foreign insurgents who's political beliefs differ from those of the British government.
Its all good fun and as they say in Hollywood - Thats Entertainment !
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But now to more important news...
Last night in the final of "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here" the winner was...
Matt King.
I have but two questions...
Who the fuck is Matt King ?
and to the programme commissioners ...
Why ?
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The thing is that Russia recently passed a law allowing their spies to assassinate targets on foreign soil. And then a target is killed on foreign soil.
Not that I'm saying it was the FSB though, oh dear me no
It's Matt Willis, isn't it? Mind you, your question still applies. Who is he, exactly?
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