We need food

Have just received the following text message from my youngest daughter...

"dad, we need 2 go 2 asda coz all da food is out ov date !"

Don't you just love it when your wife has been away from home for several weeks and you're putting to the test the theory that your family could live for months on all the crap thats in the freezer - the stuff you bought last year and thought your offspring would devour quickly only to find that "we don't like this, its got onions in it".

Well tough, there's loads of crap frozen food to go at yet, we ain't going shopping until we're down to the last freezer basket.